You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I FOUND THE LEGS
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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