we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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