you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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