it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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