I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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