How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Dignity is for republicans.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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