Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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