Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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