That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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