I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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