What should our trivia night team be named?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.