Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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