We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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