I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
