So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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