Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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