Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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