just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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