Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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