she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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