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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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