i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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