You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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