I hate all girls vehemently.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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