Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.