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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  coke and sex party at dan's

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  im watching greys anatomy with megan...

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  wha-pishhh

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."

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• (310): View more from California

  Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide

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• (954): View more from Florida

  well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So what are you going to be for halloween?

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  A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO

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