You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO