Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
