PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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