We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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