Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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