I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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