jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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