I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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