Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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