"it" just moved
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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