Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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