quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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