I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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