Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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