guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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