i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.