i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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