the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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