Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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