The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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