I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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