so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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