from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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