I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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