I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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