I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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