laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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