Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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