Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
His hands were made for my vagina.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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