Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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