Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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