Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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