have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just had sex bonerless
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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