Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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