can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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